Hey friends across America,
I am going out on tour in 2014 and I’m trying to go EVERYWHERE.
That’s right, Fargo. No more tour announcements that leave you out. What’s that, Eugene, Oregon? Yes, you’re on the list too. Why the long face, Long Island? You’re on the list too! (Oh, sorry. You actually have a long face.)
The new show is called THANK GOD FOR JOKES and it’s all new stories about jokes and life and how jokes can get you in trouble in life. I think it’s the funniest show I’ve ever toured with so I can’t wait to come to your town.
Get your tickets today so you can sit closer to stage. I will be choosing 35 people per show in the first 10 rows to make out with me on stage during the show. (I’m kidding. I’m choosing 25 people per show.)
After you pick up tickets, head over to iTunes or Amazon or my store (if you want it signed) to pre-order my new CD or DVD “My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend.” It’s the perfect size for the age-old Christmas tradition where you hang your sock on the fireplace – which is, of course, the ultimate fire hazard.
Anyway, I’ll see you guys out there. I can’t wait. I mean, I can. But I don’t want to.
DATE CITY VENUE
1/15 Traverse City, MI City Opera House ORDER TICKETS
1/16 Lansing, MI Wharton Center ORDER TICKETS
1/17 Royal Oak, MI Royal Oak ORDER TICKETS
1/18 Louisville, KY Brown Theatre ORDER TICKETS
1/23 Salt Lake City Kingsbury Hall ORDER TICKETS
1/24 Portland, OR Newmark Theatre PRE-SALE 11/19
1/25 Eugene, OR McDonald Theatre ON SALE 11/18 at 10 AM
1/26 San Francisco Palace of Fine Arts ORDER TICKETS
2/14 Boston The Wilbur Theatre ORDER TICKETS
2/21 Fargo, ND Fargo Theatre ORDER TICKETS
2/22 Minneapolis Pantages Theatre ORDER TICKETS
2/27 Westbury, NY NYCB Theatre ORDER TICKETS
2/28 Philadelphia Merriam Theatre ORDER TICKETS
3/1 Foxwoods, CT Foxwoods Casino ORDER TICKETS
3/7 Madison, WI Capitol Theatre ORDER TICKETS
3/8 Milwaukee, WI Pabst Theater ORDER TICKETS
3/9 Grand Rapids, MI DeVos Hall COMING SOON!
3/19 Columbus, OH Capitol Theater COMING SOON!
3/20 Pittsburgh Carnegie Music Hall COMING SOON!
3/22 Wilmington, DE Grand Opera House COMING SOON!
3/28 Atlanta Buckhead Theatre COMING SOON!
3/29 Charlotte, NC Knight Theater COMING SOON!
3/30 Charleston, SC Charleston Music Hall COMING SOON!